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Jumanji – The Next Level (2019) Movie Review By Peter Pluymers

Jumanji The Next Level Review

Director: Jake Kasdan
Writers: Jake Kasdan, Jeff Pinkner
Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart

In recent years, the terms “Remake” and “Reboot” have become very popular in Hollywood. Much to my annoyance. In most cases, these knockoffs are just a shadow of the original. Not to say abominably bad and horrible to look at. The biggest example of this (for me personally anyway) is the movie “Ghostbusters” from 2016. If Bill Murray was no longer among the living, he would have turned around in his grave. A needless copy without humor and full of recycled ideas. A few years ago when I was told that a remake was being made of the famous film “Jumanji” (with the unparalleled Robin Williams in a leading role) from 1995, I was shocked. And certainly when it turned out that Dwayne Johnson hijacked the leading role. Yet another redundant and ridiculous attempt to imitate a past milestone.

To my surprise, however, “Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle” turned out to be an exceptionally successful experiment. And that’s because of the unique idea to replace the “Jumanji board game” with an old school console game where four innocent students are teleported into and where they need to complete a quest while playing a character in this game. It’s the only way to escape the game. Not only was it a funny movie (due to the interactions and personality contradictions between the real youngsters and their avatar in the video game). The concept was also original. Adding video game features such as NPCs, cut scenes, and the fact that each character has a limited number of lives, was a masterful move. It’s not without reason that the film was a real success in the theatres. And the inevitable happened. The sequel “Jumanji: The next level” is a fact.

Unfortunately, as I feared, this new sequel doesn’t take the saga to a new level. To be honest, I thought it was simply an uninspired story that simply tries to take advantage of the previous film’s success. An easy solution to squeeze the last dollars out of a milked-out project. The novelties can be counted on a broken abacus. Not many, in this case. The characters are all still the same. This time supplemented with two old grumpy retirees (Danny DeVito and Danny Glover) who used to be business partners when they owned a thriving restaurant. As with every new level in a video game, the environment in which the adventure takes place is different from the previous level. So you’ll be presented with a sandy location with associated oases. And also, our friends will encounter a completely different fauna on their path.

The most successful aspect of this sequel is the fact that the different characters were initially mixed. That makes for hilarious moments when you see Dwayne Johnson imitating the characteristics of a Danny DeVito. But besides that, there’s nothing innovative to discover in this sequel. It’s a well-known story with a new look. It’s the same as when a new “FIFA Soccer” version is being released on the game market. Graphically it may look a bit sharper and some new players and options have been added. But otherwise, the look and feel are similar and you have trouble discovering the points of improvement. Well, “Jumanji: The Next Level” was entertaining and packed with sometimes masterful CGI. A good alternative to fill a pleasant movie night. But the source from which creative ideas are created is exhausted. Let’s hope they bury the game “Jumanji” in a well-hidden spot once and for all, so nobody can lay their hands on it again. I think we’ve had enough of this.

Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017) Movie Review By Darrin Gauthier

Jumanji WTTJ

Director: Jake Kasdan
Writers: Chris McKenna (screenplay by), Erik Sommers(screenplay by)
Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Karen Gillan, Kevin Hart and Jack Black

Plot:  Four teenagers are sucked into a magical video game, and the only way they can escape is to work together to finish the game.

Running Time:  119 Minutes

Rotten Tomatoes Score: Critics 76%   Audience 88%

Why I Watched It: The trailer looked like a lot of fun and then it came out and made a ton of money and also had pretty good reviews and yes I’m a fan of The Rock’s.

Random Thoughts: When I first heard they were doing another Jumanji my first instinct was this was a cash grab and there’s a whole generation that never heard of the first film and that also don’t play board games.  Then I heard The Rock was involved and they were updating it and it was more of a sequel/reboot so I was in.  This is something I wished Hollywood would do more of taking an older idea and doing something different with it.

What I Liked: Pure and simple this is a fun movie, you look up the definition of popcorn movie and you would see Jumanji’s  picture and that’s not an insult.  The film is just a lot of fun and it’s across the board fun, my 8 year old daughter loves it, I liked and the thing is they don’t play down for kids this is a funny action comedy for the whole family, yes I just wrote that.

Dwayne Johnson is truly on the top of his game, he’s not only good in his movies but he’s picking interesting films and films with good scripts, he’s not just gabbing the money he’s becoming a huge movie star.  He’s very good here playing type and against type in the same role, Johnson is very good playing off his imagine and I think the reason he’s so likable is that he has a very good sense of humor not many guys who look like Johnson have as good comedic timing as he does.

I also really liked Jack Black, who really nails playing a teenage girl trapped inside a middle age man and to be honest he gets the best lines and he’s kind of proven he’s back.  Karen Gillan now can put this beside Guardians Of The Galaxy on her resume, she’s a pretty good ass kicker.  I think the reason the film works so well is the four leads have great chemistry and all four are sharing the screen and not competing for it.

The action is solid and also they do a good job of turning a video game into a good action film, oddly Hollywood can’t do it with a real video game but here they capture the fun and style and it was really enjoyable.  The film also looks really good, they nail the tone and also the pacing to keep the story going.  I do think the main key is the humor, I think it what makes the film work without it you pretty much have a Indiana Jones rip off.

What I Didn’t Like: Nitpicks, really didn’t dislike much, Kevin Hart was playing Kevin Hart and it was too bad cause everyone else was playing against type but here Hart is doing very Hart like things, don’t get me wrong he’s funny but I wish he stretched a bit here.

They do a time thing late in the film, kind of a twist and it doesn’t make sense and that’s all i’ll say, but it is something that stands against the game’s logic.

And lastly I’ll say it, it’s a bit long at pretty much two hours, again nitpicks.

Final Thoughts: A fun film, a film you and you’re kids will like and a film that is very rewatchable.  A must watch.

Rating: 8/10

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017) Movie Review by Darrin Gauthier


Director: David Soren
Writers: Nicholas Stoller (screenplay by), Dav Pilkey (based on the epic novels by)
Stars: Kevin Hart, Thomas Middleditch, Ed Helms

Plot:  Two overly imaginative pranksters named George and Harold hypnotise their principal into thinking he’s a ridiculously enthusiastic, incredibly dimwitted superhero named Captain Underpants.
Running Time: 89 Minutes
Rotten Tomatoes Score: Critics 86%   Audience 61%

Why I Watched it: It looked like a lot of fun and the reviews were very good, now I watched it with my two daughters 8 and 5 years old, I’ll get this out of the way they didn’t like it.

What I Liked: This was a throwback animated film for me, it was under 90 minutes and it was just cold old fashioned fun, no parents were killed and sure a lot of the humour was poop and fart jokes but they were funny. The real fun thing was this was made for kids, from the best selling books, but it wasn’t talking down to kids, they tried to make the jokes funny not only for kids but about what kids find funny.  So many times not animated films throw pop culture references, or jokes for the adults here we had kids humour aimed at kids.

The thing it did so well was tell a story about two best friends who happen to be little kids and what I liked was they never stopped being friends, no big fight, no big break up just two friends who were scared of being separated. The tone was light and fun and wasn’t at all mean spirited. I have to say I love the character of Captain Underpants, he made me laugh a lot and what was refreshing that even though the principal was the bad guy, the kids actually felt bad for me, made all the characters seem human and not just cliched types.

The look of the film was nice and bright and I really liked the animation it felt old school and it worked for the story they told.  I have to talk about Professor Poopie Pants, he was a rather funny villain as you could see why having that as your name could make you a little grumpy.  He was also a fleshed out character and brought some humour to it as well.

What I didn’t like: Not a whole lot, now maybe this is more geared for boys but I think comedy is comedy it’s funny or it’s not, but I know this is more popular with little boys than little girls, but i think there’s something for everyone though all the lead characters are boys/men.  Also I do think younger kids will lap this up more than older kids.

Final Thoughts: I thought this was well done and a very sweet and fun movie.

Rating: 8/10

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) Movie Review by John Walsh

Jumanji Welcome to the JungleDirector: Jake Kasdan
Writers: Chris McKenna (screenplay by), Erik Sommers (screenplay by)
Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Karen Gillan, Kevin Hart, Jack Black

It’s been nearly 22 years since the original Jumanji film released in the UK back in 1996. I’m going to level with you. This is a fact that I struggle to comprehend. I vividly remember watching Alan Parish (Robin Williams) pop out of the board game with his bushy beard and eccentric personality. And listen, despite not being the greatest film in the world, it had its charm and as a child I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Fast forward two decades and clearly somebody at Sony Pictures had a momentous brainstorm during a field trip to Vietnam or something because it was time for a new Jumanji film to enter our midst. Now again, I’m going to level with you. I wasn’t looking forward to this release. A conclusion formed from a combination of “not another bloody reboot” and apprehension at destroying a happy childhood memory. I’m pleased to say, however, that this film has surprised me and is actually pretty decent.

It’s not a reboot for one or at least I don’t think it is anyway. It appears to carry on in the same universe, opening in 1996 as a teenager called Alex happens upon the mysterious board game on a beach. He’s soon sucked into it and much like Parish before him, disappears off the face of the Earth. It then jumps into the present day and follows the daily routine of the awkward Spencer (Alex Wolff), as he does homework for his estranged friend Fridge (Ser’Darius Blain). An act which lands him and Fridge in detention.

Joining them in the cleaning duties are Bethany (Madison Iseman) and Martha (Morgan Turner). Almost inevitably, Spencer discovers the Jumanji video game in the storage room, they all join for a game (isn’t it convenient that there was four controllers?), picking a character each and then they’re all subsequently sucked into the game mere moments later. Now that we’ve got that rather boring cliched stuff out the way, the film takes us to a place the original never let us see. The actual environment Alan Parish was trapped in for all those years.

It also transforms our four teenage protagonists into distinctly different people. During their journey to the Jumanji universe (I don’t know what else to call it really), they become the actual game avatars they each selected. This causes much consternation as Spencer (Dwayne Johnson) has now tripled in size; Fridge (Kevin Hart) has shrunken by a similar amount; Bethany (Jack Black) has went from being a vain, phone obsessed blonde to a middle aged, fat man and Martha (Karen Gillan) has taken on a fiery, red head Lara Croft persona.

This aspect of the film was quite unique in its application and the most enjoyable part for me. Just off the top of my head, I can’t recall it ever really happening before in a film. Red Dwarf did something very similar in an episode, but I really enjoyed the way they flipped things around here, completely changing the dynamics between the four in doing so. It also flung up the crazy situation of Jack Black playing a teenage girl.

It then introduces the quartet to the mission they face, the games interesting mechanics (certainly surrounding the re-spawning), each character’s strengths and weaknesses, and also propels the film straight into action in doing so. The general gist of the films plot at least superficially anyway, is that they have to find a gem and take it to a mountain top, before calling out Jumanji. If you scratch under the surface however there’s deeper stuff going on within each character. They all have to work together just to make it through the world and learn about strengths and traits they never thought they possessed.

I thought the leading quarter were all very strong and I struggle to pick a definitive favourite, but if you were to twist my arm then I’d probably go for Jack Black. It was incredible the way he took on the personality of a teenage girl. He really imbued the film with plenty of comedic moments. Dwayne Johnson was great again in a role that is right up his street. There was also a slight fragility to his character that we don’t often see. Kevin Hart was his usual self. He’s got brilliant chemistry with Johnson and there was a few hilarious moments between the two. Karen Gillan is a great actress and she perfectly embodied the shy, awkwardness of Martha.

If I was to have one criticism of the film then it would be the distinct lack of threat throughout. There was an antagonist in there, but honestly, he made so little impact on me that I couldn’t even tell you his name. There was never a point in the film when I felt any of them would die. For instance, Bethany sacrifices a life (they’ve got three each), which incidentally signalled a new found maturity to save Alex (Nick Jonas), yeah he giddily pops up to meet them in a town they visit, but the moment lacks impact for the reason above.

Indeed, they’re all whittled down to one remaining life by the end, but there’s a very James Bond-esque inevitably about their survival.

Speaking of endings, this one was a fairly identikit happily ever after effort. There’s a quick showdown, they manage to save Jumanji, make it back to the real world and everyone is on friendly terms. Spencer and Martha get together and even Alex was returned back to 1996, not missing a day, which in turn causes a whole Back to the Future alternate reality shift. Which leaves me pondering that Alan Parish must’ve been a right unlucky git.

Now I know that sounds hypercritical of me, but I really did enjoy this film. The visuals were outstanding, the characters were pretty well fleshed out and had good chemistry together, the humour was a hit for the most part and the action was excellent. It was a stereotypical popcorn flick that frankly flew in and I would have zero hesitation in recommending it to just about everybody.

Rating: 3.5/5

The Secret Life of Pets (2016) Movie Review By John Walsh


Directors: Chris Renaud,  Yarrow Cheney
Writers: Cinco Paul,  Ken Daurio
Stars: Louis C.K.,  Eric Stonestreet,  Kevin Hart

The creators of the Despicable Me franchise, Illumination Entertainment, are back and this time they’re answering the question which has long been pondered by anyone who has ever had the pleasure of owning a pet in their life. Just what the hell do our furry/hairy/scaled companions get up to when their home alone? Their take on this is unsurprisingly an hilarious, light-hearted and entertaining buddy adventure that’ll be enjoyed by both parent and child alike.

Featuring their trademark wacky, elongated and gorgeous visuals. The premise of the film is pretty simple, following rescue dog Max (Louis C.K.) just as his paradisiacal life of luxury in a swanky Manhattan apartment comes to an abrupt end. His beloved owner Katie (Ellie Kemper) brings home the towering, disheveled looking Duke (Eric Stonestreet) to wreak havoc with the poor little dogs only-child existence and kickstart of the ensuing mayhem. The two don’t get along, as you’d imagine, and after a metaphorical tug of war between the pair they soon end up in the crosshairs of a gang of alley cats, lead by Ozone (Steve Coogan), losing their collars in the process and getting picked up by their nemesis in animal control.

On their travails they stumble across Snowball (Kevin Hart); a passive-aggressive bunny, who along with his cronies, reluctantly helps them break out of the animal control van only to force them into his massive convent of anti-humans ‘The Flushed Pets’. Acting with all the bravado of Wilder and Pryor in Stir Crazy, the hapless duo decide to bluff their way into Snowball’s cult, lying about killing their owner and descend into the sewers with the ragtag scout group, that includes an ex-tattoo parlour, test pig. Unfortunately, they’re soon rumbled by the returning alley cats and after accidentally killing the cults much beloved Python, responsible for the initiation ceremony, they’re forced to make a hasty departure, ending up in Brooklyn via the sewage system (resembling a slip and slide) and a ferry.

“They say everyone is going to Brooklyn” the punk-ish looking pig exclaims, “I’m not talking about hipster real estate trends” Snowball snaps back in perfect deadpan fashion. And to Brooklyn the film does indeed go; taking a detour through a sausage factory with a scene resembling a meaty version of Willy Wonka’s as both Max and Duke gorge on a feast of wieners; and also taking a reflective trip down memory lane, literally in this case, to the big, hairy, Newfoundland’s former life and home. This touching moment effectively turns the tide permanently for the duo’s relationship, though not before the persistent animal control resurface to snatch Duke following his heroic sacrifice for Max.

Meanwhile, Max’s worried friend/long time admirer Gidget (Jenny Slate), noticing he never returned from his daily walk, enlists the help of the little terriers array of different apartment friends to set about rescuing him. These include; Tiberius (Albert Brooks), an isolated, fairly ravenous bird of prey; Chloe (Lake Bell), a blunt, contented, portly cat; Buddy (Hannibal Buress), a Daschund resembling slinky from Toy Story, Pops (Dana Carvey), an elderly dog with connections (and wheels) and Norman (Chris Renaud), a daft as a brush Guinea pig with a speech impediment. Together, this unusual alliance of pets set about tracking down the lost duo, with Gidget becoming increasingly agitated and irritable about her crush Max’s safety, and finally leading to an exciting, epic finale on Brooklyn Bridge that honestly wouldn’t look out of place in a Tom Cruise life action film.

I thought this was an excellent, jovial film with lots of genuine funny moments throughout and, whilst obviously targeted at the younger demographic, it still had enough to entertain older viewers too. Perhaps it helps that I’m an animal lover with pets of my own which gave me an immediate connection with the films protagonists. The character of Chloe in particular produced some hilarious moments, whilst perfectly encapsulating the stoner-esque, laid back nature of 99% of cats in the world. Kevin Hart’s Snowball was the standout though and he imbued the character with his unique blend of humour and personality to brilliant effect. Honourable shouts to James Coogan and Louis CK, both of whom I admire as comedians, and who where excellent in their respective roles.

I’d recommend this to people of all ages. It’s got the right blend of silliness, visuals, humour and a story simplistic enough for young children to appreciate, whilst also conveying a serious message to older viewers underneath the comedic elements about the benefits of giving rescue dogs a home and the way we treat our pets in general.